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In honor of Father’s Day…
Your Mom
Dave lands a big promotion at work and heads to the nearby pub with his friends to celebrate.
They’re having a great time, when an intoxicated man staggers up to the bar, points at Dave, and declares, “I fucked your mom and she liked it.”
Heads turn. Folks stop talking. Everyone expects a fight.
Dave simply ignores him.
Not getting a response, the man gives up and heads to the far end of the bar.
Ten minutes later, the man tries again. He waves his index finger at Dave, and says, “Your mom can’t get enough of my big cock.”
Dave, once again, refuses to take the bait. He ignores him and the intoxicated man goes back to the far end of the bar.
Five minutes later, he returns for the third time and announces, “I’m going to fuck your mom again tonight and there’s nothing you can do about it.”
Exasperated, Dave turns to the man. “Go home, dad.” He rolls his eyes. “You’re drunk.”
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